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“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”

In a recent profile written by former House Speaker Paul Ryan, whom Stefanik used to work for before she joined Congress...

A reminder, too, that there are only 13 women in the House GOP caucus. This after the election in which a record 89 Democratic women were elected to the House. Hey, at least the number lines up pretty well with their outdated, fundamentalist attitude towards a full half the population.

Do NOT trust anyone when they said they’ve been “called” about anything. It shows a delusional mentality.

The Handmaid’s Tale and Testaments are not meant to be aspirational.

I’m actually kind of surprised there’s something resembling content on those notes, since every time I’ve seen Trump speaking in public and holding papers, I always assumed the papers just had “DON’T SAY THE N-WORD !! DO NOT SAY THE N-WORD !!!” scrawled over and over, in some aide’s handwriting, with red ink.

I wonder how many times he wrote that comment in Sharpie before posting it...

Nice use of the screen shot. Read more

He figured his way around the “age 20+ years in the span of four to eight” problem. The premature aging is the result of stress from the grave and heavy responsibilities of the position. So he just, you know, doesn’t do that. Read more

Somebody’s ass must be sore from Trump and Putin fucking it...

71 words, ten sentences. And he needed notes for that....

It’s always sad and amusing when trump turd trolls, like “karl”, slip from general hate speech to personal harassment. It’s much easier and far more satisfying for me to flag and dismiss them than it is for their fat little fingers to peck out insults from their tiny, overtaxed minds.

Sondland is a rich, selfish fuck and there is no way he is going down for another almost rich selfish fuck like Trump. Read more

Now, the Tekashi 6ix9ine of ambassadors has told the whole story.

Sondland is a messy bitch who is living for this attention, and the fact that he lied first and then is supposedly correcting himself means that Trump and Cult can discount his statements. But if there are actual receipts.... Read more

“Rudy who? Never knew him."

This is what dry snitchin is supposed to look like. Spill all the tea in such a way that disbelieving asshole with an “R” in front of there representative name will have to remain silent or (in this case) continue to look like lying-ass sycophants. Making room to include Evil Race Bannon Pence was a lovely touch. Even… Read more

It’s amazing how the thought of spending years in federal prison refreshes the memory.

Ah, but here is the real question: What is the tweet that he felt important enough to have printed out and is holding under that notepad?

You forgot about Pence. Soland said he knew as well.