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Quick edit suggestion: That’s not a SkeeBall machine. It is a SuperShot basketball game. The brand of the gaming company is SkeeBall. An ACTUAL SkeeBall machine would be quirky and a bit whimsical. A basketball game ups the douche factor, along with the slurpee machine.

As they should. He’s an asshole for buying designer animals. 

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat

The quote from his father, Michael McGlockton, is GREAT. No hugging bullshit:

Predicting new internet trend of people putting scotch capsules up their butts to see if it gets your drunk. Will call it Scotch Tape-Worming.  Will inevitably end when it progresses to people drinking the scotch trickling out of a butthole and being hospitalized.   

It would be well below feeble, effete, irrelevant, laughable, half-witted, smug, vacant, and likeable.

I think part of the reason Uber and Lyft are able to keep soldiering on is that there’s a seemingly inexhaustible supply of hard-up folks that are willing to give it a try, often in spite of the horror stories they’ve heard.  You’ve got to think that that supply of labor will dry up sooner than later. 

They will never. Ever. Ever. Abandon him. There could be video of him fucking a male porn star, performing an abortion, fellating Putin, shitting on the Constitution, signing legislation literally outlawing jobs that pay less than $40 million per year, and signing the US over to ISIS, and they’d still back him.

It’s becoming easier by the day to shed the remaing family and friends who support this fucking asshole. It hasn’t been political for years at this point. It’s a moral issue. I don’t want anyone in my life that’s OK with this fucking BUFFOON, RAPIST, SERIAL LIAR. Fuck him...fuck his supporters...and fuck the GOP and

Whats sad is that anybody thinks that will make any difference to the Evangelical base—-I guarantee some of those grifter TV preachers have a couple of covered up abortions in their own pasts.

“With all the women it’s the same: He denies it, he turns it around, he attacks, and he threatens — and then everybody forgets it until the next woman comes along,”

Guys, I finally got ahead of the President’s schedule enough to start the process of hiring somebody to photograph/video the back and sides of tRump’s latest Nuremberg Rally in Minneapolis. Currently, he’s trying to stick the city with over $500,000 in security and traffic expenses, which is not going over well in

Knowing that my dad agrees with everything Trump does and says, I wish I would have known that repeating a lie over and over again would absolve me of any wrongdoing growing up.

Let’s see what the Supreme Court decides.”

Eight pages to say fuck you? Sounds like my second divorce....

I’m now quite curious to read all the calls that have been conducted. I seriously doubt that the one to Ukraine was the odd one out. This past weekends call with Erdogan was probably a doozy.

Also tax evasion and fraud; he openly boasted about playing down the value of properties to not pay taxes and odds are good boosted them when using them for collateral for doing bank deals.

Once his tax returns get to SDNY, I suspect Congress will also get a hold of them “mysteriously”. Newspapers will print them and everyone will see where is money is coming from or going to. I suspect the people and companies that he stiffed or put things on credit with will begin putting liens and begin repossessing

New York City and parts of New Jersey have been after this scumbag & his morally bankrupt family for years. He has guys with thick necks in NJ wanting his ass dead. Can we be honest? The main reason he doesn’t want these returns released is that he’s a broke ass loser. For real. His ego is as big as the fucking solar

A thing like this has never happened to any President before. Not even close!