No I think the British public is pissed because they’re not gonna be able to read as much horrible shit about her in the tabloids. I’ve seen absolutely nothing that indicates she’s “an entitled little twit who wants to be rich and famous and a princess and not have to do anything or let anyone make her sad”.

If I had a Ferrari I would totally ram it into any restaurant associated with Lisa von Vanderpump. Kill it with fire.

Eh, to quote Samuel L. Jackson, “If you can’t watch it, why should someone pay $13.50?”

My favorite was when they put up a “burning eye” image for Halloween that was supposed to be the Eye of Sauron on the Dark Tower of Mordor but instead of paying the licensing fees to use the actual image from the movies (because god knows Salesforce doesn’t have money to waste) we got this:

SF does have tall buildings, but they tend to lean to one side after completion and threaten to collapse on multibillion dollar transit terminal projects.

Between this and her “thank you for not making me look stupid” rant she just gets a giant eye roll from me. No one was making you look stupid, it was a segment that has been done many times before (Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Ellen...) And we get it, you’re 17 and “edgy” which means you’re an expert on everything and get to…

reflecting on the comments above yours, closer to 6 minutes.

the more i read about this person the less i am impressed by her.

Shut. the. fuck. up. Troll.

I am as drunk as a monkey and will be sorry tomorrow, but Donald Trump sucks and it’s too bad no one there had the stones to shoot him in his pea brained orange head and put me out of my misery. Happy Thanksgiving!

Her car wasn’t the only thing thirsty at that gas station.

I am genuinely amazed that he ran himself over. What a story to tell people :D 

Yes, lets mock and make fun of the people who created Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas for not liking movies like Ant-Man.

You’d think someone would have told the daughter of Richard L. Simon of Simon & Schuster fame about the perils of the publishing industry.

What person with their own device doesn’t bring headphones and play at full volume? I’ve never experienced that on any flight.

Thank you for the explanation because SERIOUSLY I was going to ask that first thing.

Dude, I want -more- help like this. I want white folks who are not scared at all to get put on the outs with their fellow white folks to confront them in the depths of their safe spaces and make them understand that they an’t right and if they don’t change will be on the wrong side of history. Subtle trolling of…

I disagree... while he may be inarticulate on the specifics... we need allies that get its a systemic issue that at its core is fear (white males fear their “place” is threatened by anyone/everyone else that’s not a white male).

Saddest part about rolling that car is putting those hideous wheels at eye level.

Yes. It was very long, very detailed and very bullshit. Everyone else there figured out how to leave the parking lot without getting air over the center median. It just isn't that hard unless you're a tool or an idiot. In either case, someone should get that guy a bus pass.