I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

What she said wasn’t wrong though. White people are allowed to criticize hip hop, except Miley. Miley only had a problem with rap when she didn’t need it anymore. 

I’m not a sportsball fan, but I tuned in just to see the halftime show. I legit choked up when I saw JLo wrapped up in the Puerto Rican/US flag, the kids in cages, her daughter and that kid’s choir joining in for a few lines of “Born in the USA.” I thought all of this was the biggest F-U to the Trump administration…

I’m not easily offended

For some reason I highly doubt any of these idiots let’s their kids watch an educational show.

Adult women shouldn’t write op-eds about skateboarding. Let’s try that again with a caveat: Adult women 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑘𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑏𝑜𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 shouldn’t write op-eds about skateboarding. Here’s a few reasons why not:

LVP is exactly the kind of person who would do anything for a dog whilst completely ignoring any human suffering. She’s like one of those women in medieval paintings of hell who are there for giving their dogs steak whilst children starve.

There’s also lotsa internalised misogyny- you only need to see an episode of VPR…

It was tortilla soup day, need I say more?

“Who the hell is even eating that slop?”

Me! On my way home, I’ll periodically pick up a burrito at the Chipotle near Davis Square where I transfer from the T to my bus. There are even a number of excellent locally owned restaurants nearby where I could get a significantly better meal for a comparable price. I feel like I should be ashamed of myself, but…

Been to a Chipotle once >5 years ago, and have never been back. So I’m not sure either, tbh.

Nah. These comments are reaching for peak callous indifference to life so let’s see how far this will go.

I may be screaming into the void here but I need to let this out.

Here is your reminder that rejoicing that bad things happened to people who did bad things is not morally acceptable.

The fact that you hate rape doesn’t make you special, but the fact that you’re probably a psychopath might.

Fuck you. You don’t care about them. You’re just spinning now you’ve been called out you pathetic weasel. We can be sure you wouldn’t be missed by anyone though.  

There were children on that helicopter. Try and remember that while you gloat and pat yourself on the back for a job well-done policing the internet from your mom's basement. 

Sigh at some of these comments. Also, his 13 year old daughter was on the plane too. My condolences to his family, especially his other children. 

You’ll join him one day.

It just means he’s famous, and it doesn’t mean that people don’t care about the other deaths. What is wrong with you?

Honestly, I find yours a super weird take that is arguing a point that no one has even made yet. Who literally has said, “Yeah, screw those other people!”??

Not one person.