Nope :(

They were a present from a friend, they are quite fabulous. http://store.taylorswift.com/Cat-Ear-Headba…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Hey, she has an extra hand to make up for it.

ugh. her boob-to-photoshopped-waist region looks like a really pissed off baby owl.

WHYYY

The dog is obviously a lawyer.

me: "that's....*nods head* that's poorly done."

God bless that woman. I adore her.

I'm less concerned about the tasteful sideboob nipples, and more concerned about why the fuck her arms are so tiny.

Tell me more about this mysterious island of sun and schlong.

You can't taste anything over Skype.

Goddamn I hate being celibate for 2 weeks at the end of every year...

why are you making me want to abandon my fam RIGHT before christmas to fly one-way to Madeira?! STAAAAHP ITT.

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

My cat saw that and is now hungry.

oooooooo so tiny and cute!!!!! Hello Molly!!!

Stella is an awesome dog name!!

I love dogs so much!

Well, that's one way to tailgate

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...