"LOL. NO."

"HAY GUYZ. CAN I JOIN?!"

"I'LL DRINK TO THAT!"

"DAMN STRAIGHT WE ARE! TEAM LAME WHITE ASSHOLE!"

"PRETTY GOOD STRATEGY. WE'RE SMART!"

"DOUBLE THE EFFORTS. TWO TIMES EVERYTHING!"

"EXACTLY. WE CAN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE THE CRAZY ANTI-TAX VOTERS WILL HAVE OUR HEADS. SO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE DO?"

"EASY! WE GO AFTER THE MORAL CRUSADES, RIGHT?"

"HOW CAN WE RUN THE GOV WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ACTUAL WORK? LIKE, ZERO REAL LEGISLATION THAT MATTERS?!"

"OH?!"

"HEY GUYS. SO I'VE BEEN THINKING!"

The thing that surprises me most in all of this is the absolute ZERO amount of effort the public servants in St. Louis County have dedicated to attempting to appear NOT racist. I feel like the 1 trillion tons of irony in this comment would be totally lost on them.

Maybe when he said thugs, he actually meant, you know, thugs

Don't come for me unless I send for you Cooper!

He's got an eccentric, wealthy customer who has VERY discriminating taste in chickens.

No, they simply have to be old enough to lay.

It's for the website, Naughty Hens. They sign releases and everything.

Except she happens to be right. Ariana Grande performs like a stupid pre-teen whore.

Yours beat mine - we were engaged and yet he gave his ex-lover (or maybe was still her love) a Valentine's Day gift. And hers cost more than mine, the jerk.