they made the kitchen smaller, didn’t they

Is “salt shakers are bad because food should already be salty” a weenie take?

This article was written by the same person who wrote an article titled “Ketchup Belongs On Everything.”

Salt levels are subjective and if you think only freshly ground pepper has flavor you haven’t been paying attention. A lot of people prefer a finer mesh that you’d find in a strainer.

I would say that for fine dining, I’d prefer more elaborate cuisine than what I’d find at a steakhouse

Active hate will definitely kill more people

Javelinas eat cactuses. Not merely the fruit off the cactus, straight cactus, needles and all

orange-colored reflective construction vest

Sorry, been eating Chipotle 5 nights a week

Ordinarily I take a certain amount of pleasure reading criticism of things but I couldn’t even read all of this, it just hurt

You mean yoke?

This will be like call centers. People from the Philippines and India with incomprehensible accents working for even worse wages taking your order. This may actually end up worse than call centers since cultural expectations of food could be radically different in other parts of the world

You couldn’t hack it as a server, this much is clear

How bizarre

I’m assuming you’re a shitty friend

Depends. If the guests start moving around around the seat numbers listed in the point of sale will be off. Also some people have very creative ways of splitting checks “I’ll pay for my entree and his drinks. Oh and this guy is buying me a drink. Let’s split the apps for the whole party. But not his app that I bought…

Depends on the point of sale system, depends on the size of the party, and whether or not the party is moving around.  If you’re moving around your seat number will get mixed up and it gets confusing

If your wife wants you to commit crimes on her behalf she’s a bad wife

It was probably a slow night

Yes, people complain when they get something they don’t like