Edgar Allan Bro
shuttingupandlistening
11/1/19
2:11 PM
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I worked at a place where one of the house cocktails got sent back a lot, so once I figured that out I just warned guests “it’s very strong, it’s not for everybody”

10/31/19
2:43 PM
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I’ve been to a foie gras farm.  The ducks and geese go right up to the owner to get fed

10/22/19
8:50 PM
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There have been times when I wished there weren’t prices on the menu so my date wouldn’t feel self-conscious (or so I wouldn’t feel self-conscious if I ordered something cheap). Read more

10/22/19
8:47 PM
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Don’t do this. Call in for takeout instead. They’re still skimming a huge percentage from the restaurant when you do this.

10/20/19
2:18 AM
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You’d be surprised at the markup corporations throw at each other.  We’re talking hundreds of dollars for a few plates.

10/15/19
10:41 AM
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A good bartender in YOUR opinion.  As a manager I want all my employees to toe the party line

10/12/19
3:08 PM
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To me expecting a corporation do make a conscientious protest is a lot like expecting milk to come out of a bull.  You can make the motion but what comes out is not going to be what you were hoping for

10/10/19
10:47 AM
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Gate decks can die too, because there’s basically only one gate deck and the strategy is effectively premade for it

10/10/19
10:47 AM
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It’s tedious to play against, and there are basically only two mill deck types out there anyways. And it takes foreeeeverrrr

10/10/19
1:55 AM
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Americans are so ignorant of cheese, it’s like the allegory of the cave.  Go to France.  End of debate.

10/5/19
12:45 PM
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So we’re refusing to accept that this gesture, which has been around at least as long as I have, might have other meanings?

10/2/19
10:50 AM
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The tabouleh pictured has a terrible ratio of parsley to bulgur.  I would not enjoy eating that.  Way too much bulgur, not enough parsley

9/26/19
2:13 PM
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It showed graphic depictions of sex featuring characters who are supposed to be minors. If you don’t see how that might be upsetting to a lot of people, you should work on your sense of empathy. Read more

9/24/19
2:27 PM
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Hermione, Ginny, Cho, hell, all the Harry Potter characters are supposed to be underage.  You really should have taken that into consideration before showing those images in the article.  Obviously they’re fictional characters and these are computer-generated images, but I find it odd that you didn’t think anybody Read more

9/20/19
2:40 PM
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A stereo system on a horse-drawn vehicle?  Were they Amish or hipsters trying to be ironic?

9/18/19
6:20 PM
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Yes, I do, but evolution of the use of the word karma is a much better example