You mean yoke?

This will be like call centers. People from the Philippines and India with incomprehensible accents working for even worse wages taking your order. This may actually end up worse than call centers since cultural expectations of food could be radically different in other parts of the world

You couldn’t hack it as a server, this much is clear

How bizarre

I’m assuming you’re a shitty friend

Depends. If the guests start moving around around the seat numbers listed in the point of sale will be off. Also some people have very creative ways of splitting checks “I’ll pay for my entree and his drinks. Oh and this guy is buying me a drink. Let’s split the apps for the whole party. But not his app that I bought…

Depends on the point of sale system, depends on the size of the party, and whether or not the party is moving around.  If you’re moving around your seat number will get mixed up and it gets confusing

If your wife wants you to commit crimes on her behalf she’s a bad wife

It was probably a slow night

Yes, people complain when they get something they don’t like

Now he can spend more time with his many many kids

Don’t eat in the grocery store, that’s tacky

Sauce on the side or GTFO

How bizarre that we have corporations negotiating with governments like this.  Feels like something out of dystopian sci-fi.  Like twitter is its own independent power

30 days, though?

The author would absolutely do shit like this for her brothers. But hopefully she’ll never have to

lol I had some college kids try to push this concept on me at some of the shithole I managed and I told them we weren’t interested only because the owners would just re-label the old food as new

8 lbs of shrimp and 3 lb of pigs feet? That’s just revolting.  I’d have banned the guy just for disgusting my other customers.

By all means, go out. I’m disinclined to celebrate holidays, I’d rather make money.

Let’s all share our embarrassing text messages!!!