Now he can spend more time with his many many kids

Don’t eat in the grocery store, that’s tacky

Sauce on the side or GTFO

How bizarre that we have corporations negotiating with governments like this.  Feels like something out of dystopian sci-fi.  Like twitter is its own independent power

30 days, though?

The author would absolutely do shit like this for her brothers. But hopefully she’ll never have to

lol I had some college kids try to push this concept on me at some of the shithole I managed and I told them we weren’t interested only because the owners would just re-label the old food as new

8 lbs of shrimp and 3 lb of pigs feet? That’s just revolting.  I’d have banned the guy just for disgusting my other customers.

By all means, go out. I’m disinclined to celebrate holidays, I’d rather make money.

Let’s all share our embarrassing text messages!!!

Oh look, somebody didn’t watch the special

Oh look, somebody didn’t watch the special

The latter is what works.

All this because Dave Chappelle isn’t a gender studies major

Who needs health inspectors, amirite?

Why do these people think they’re part of some master race

Or you could just slice off the top of the cake

Probably better than the non-alcoholic vodka I was dismayed to learn actually exists

People have unrealistic expectations of fast food employees. We’re talking about people who work for minimum waged and get hassled on a constant basis. And then there’s a high likelihood that they’re not native English speakers.

I think it’s hilarious when we expect people like him to be conscientious.  Rappers make their living being crass and greedy, and broadcasting their profligacy and insensitivity.  This is what we’ve created, we’re just reaping what we sow