Reminds me of this woman I dated who just thought I was amazing because I had my own car and I didn’t yell at her when she had anxiety attacks

I don’t trust a child’s understanding of food safety.  And I don’t like the idea that people can set up businesses anywhere they want, whenever they want

You don’t have to get specific.  Ask them how their meal is and if they don’t have the guts to tell you they don’t like it that’s on them.  Could be they weren’t that hungry or were in a rush, who knows

If you’re going above the speed limit, slow the hell down so that I can change lanes

We didn’t lose money. These apps don’t lose money. Mark up your food enough and you’ll be fine. In fact they bring in more customers to try our food in areas where having our own delivery service doesn’t make sense. I’m just saying, if I have to pick between 100% and 70%...  Driver’s gonna have to wait

I never had anything against third party delivery drivers. I’d offer them water while they were waiting and was sympathetic to their plight.

Isn’t this called a singles’ bar?

I have Steam.  Having to use uplay is an unnecessary irritation.  If I buy a game on steam, launching it from Steam and using Steam’s DRM ought to be sufficient

Yeah, I aint downloading another platform.  Won’t even buy ubisoft games from Steam anymore because it’s such a hassle dealing with uplay

I feel like Europe has less cars, maybe?  Idk, my cat’s not allowed outside.  I’ve seen too many dead cats in my neighborhood

Honestly I’ve never had a beer by Kona that wasn’t delicious

If you’re making something of a special request, do it so they can see you so that they know it’ll be worth their while.

I am a serious coffee drinker. Not 25 cups serious, tho. At that point you’re also drinking too much water, let alone coffee

A half-hour, and that was a big part of why I ended things. I shouldn’t have to drive more than fifteen minutes for sex. I feel entitled to that

Counterpoint: the otter was the idiot for eating the food lol

A lot of these commenters don’t seem to understand that a lot of time getting a sample requires walking to and then from the bar, annoying the busy bartender until he gives you what you want, and then waiting for you to taste your sample and make a decision. Once is fine. Twice is a bit much. More than that and you’ll…

I have actually encountered this in real life

Order a flight.

Yeah, I’d guess I’d just say that it depends on how busy it is, but frankly if you’re that picky about beer that you’d want to try more than one or two samples before ordering you should just order a beer you’ve tried before

I love dogs, but I hate dog owners