What you’re talking about is still factory-made, believe it or not.  Most gyros in America are like that.  Regardless of whether it’s cooked on a vertical broiler

What I find amusing is how convinced some people think they know the difference between food that was and wasn’t frozen, is and isn’t fresh

This reminds me of one of my old bosses, who claimed every bad review was left by jealous people who had never even been to the restaurant.

I’ll only leave one-star reviews if something catastrophic happened. Like the waiter cursed me out or the food made me sick.

There’s a dev-approved fix out there

It’s called Isolated by Chiasm

YYYYAAAASSSSSS

This is wrong. Until your children can sit still and not make noise or a mess, don’t take them to restaurants.

Doesn’t edamame need to be poached?  That’s how we do it where I work

I tip because everybody deserves a living wage, and generally the cashier at Duncan Donuts doesn’t make that.

Will it be free?  If it’s not free teenagers aint gonna watch it.  Also they are way, way too late to the game.  Teenagers, both boys and girls, are already forming their sexuality based off of existing porn

So it’s just the sugar content?

They also drink warm beer. Just putting that out there

How do Japanese people even pronounce Pierre?

It’s not a good pizza if it’s not covered in pineapple.

The machine is coming for us all

How do you drink six beers in an hour?  I honestly can’t fathom

Hey, at least pizzas are smothered in cheese and sauce

lentils. I lived next to a middle-eastern grocery/wholeseller, and I could get lentils real cheap.

500 degrees fahreneit?  No wonder focaccia isn’t palatable.