If the graphics are shit, they’d better make up for it by abandoning pathetic dated tech like the cells that took away our levitation in Oblivion

Oh, look, she’s wearing lingerie into battle. I hope it doesn’t get too cold out there.

What is wrong with using a goddamn keyboard?!

Vehicles would make so much sense for Fallout.

I’m digging all this color. It’s like the Fallout devs just got cured from their colorblindness. There are now colors beyond grey and brown.

So, what we learned here, is that in the Fallout universe, bombs make dogs?

Good. Without the limitations of consoles, this game will truly shine.

This is like something out of my nightmares

So what are Vikings for?

Cutting out moving in an entire dimension from the game is a terrible idea. Reminds me of Bethesda, who ultimately proved to be too lazy to design dungeons that were also challenging for flyers. I mean, it worked for Morrowind. God forbid Oblivion and Skyrim should have any of the previous game’s cool features.

I was really hoping for something more after the jump.

What kind of barbarian “snacks” on an entire pizza?

Thank god. Diablo clones are even more tedious than rogue-likes. And I hate how at the end they’re always like: “and now you get to do it again! Grind on.”

Leprosy? Advanced syphilis? A really long shower?

Ooh, international laws. I’m quaking in my boots. Better turn off my torrent client, I can’t be flouting international laws.

The practice of overbooking is infuriating. Also, something something clearly whoever wrote this is oozing with white privilege.

What’s the point of doing this if it ends up engineered to be identical to a screenshot of the game or its cinematics? Just hit the Print Screen key on your keyboard, it’s cheaper and less time-consuming.

Is this supposed to be pikachu or something?

Oh, come on. Look at that widdle kitty cat giving a big grin!