Jesus Christ, this is fucked up. Why would anyone want to hurt a cat? A hairless cat, I could understand. But cats are soo cute! No wonder the internet hates this game.

This just gave me an idea. If I ever get married I’m going make it so a bunch of bouquets fall from the ceiling just as my bride throws hers, and it’ll be all “who will catch the real bouquet?” And I’ll watch the frenzy while laughing maniacally.
They’d have to frenzy, otherwise they wouldn’t be my friends and…

Plunkett read about it on torrentfreak (which he linked in the OP), which is a website that has connections in the torrenting community. It seems that some EZTV staffers talked to torrentfreak about what happened.

ETTV is good, but it irks me that they feel the need to include other files in their torrents. A very minor quibble, but it led me to choose EZTV for a long time. Guess I’ll just have to suck it up.

Wow, you’re in deep. Kinda sad.

Sounds like a major grind. Just play Sacred 2 for the tedious repetitive gameplay across an open world (actually, don’t. Because that game took up a ridiculous amount of hard drive space and for some reason always took at least 15 minutes to load. And it was a major grind. :( )

I’m guessing that this is her lucky dragonhunting bikini?

Just kill the show already. I haven’t laughed at the Simpsons since I was a child, and that’s not because the show got worse with age.

Dragons again.

She got a face tattoo?

Dragons.

nice try, but nope

Conan mostly spends his time making childish bad jokes about boning all the women he comes across in the game.

Well, you’ve succeeded in getting on peoples’ nerves enough to get a bunch of replies. Enjoy the notifications.

Yeah, yeah, Kotaku lacks ethics. Except when they regularly criticize DLC (like with Shadow of Mordor) and AAA titles (like with The Order: 1889)

“This wife will never disappoint me”

I’ll give bad reviews to games I’ve played a lot. There have been periods in my life where I’ve had a lot of time to kill.

halitosis isn’t pseudoscience...

If Half-Life 3 shows up as a purchase mod, I’m quitting gaming forever

Actually, a developer went and patched the game after Troika went broke. He did it for free. And it was a damn fine game, it didn’t need any restored content.