I'm making the jump to Kinja, but truthfully, I don't know how much I'll be using it, so I just want to say it's been weird and I love you all.

I want to give you an actual real kiss for this entire comment.

Back in May 2009, a friend of mine was once telling me about someone she knew who really liked Liam Neeson, so she would only date men his age or older.

Something something I assume he isn't all bad people, something Trump allegory I'm too tired to research properly.

I've literally never seen this maroon comment here before but he sure does have strong opinions on Crow!

I think that might be right, by my reckoning. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty.

Boy, you're a real barrel of laughs!

*sighs* Are we seriously not doing phrasing anymore?

Well, you do know that at the time nickels were called bees. You'd say, gimme five bees for a quarter!

*Keri Russell murders a dude*

Do you want ants? This is how we get ants.

Was that before or after the mass Japanese-American internment camps were built?

Baby Boomer Santa

TUSK!

No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a [[UPTOWN GIRL]]

What about TUSK!?

This is a bad joke and you should feel bad, mostly because you just made me laugh at it.

Not exactly, but she is pretty fond of that episode.

He sure did! Seriously. That Simpsons caricature is incredibly accurate.

The way that payday loans are almost completely unregulated and prey on military personnel makes me sick every time I think about it, honestly.