shulkiesmash
ShulkieSmash
shulkiesmash

Testing, testing, 1-2-3.

Hey, I'm glad I could help!

Lmao, okay.

I will make it a personal and passionate quest to kick your balls into your fucking body, you goddamn asshole.

No. He's just an asshole who thinks he's clever.

You are such a piece of shit. I almost can't wait for the switchover so I never have to see your stupid fucking self again.

So, you're definitely coming to Avocado and/or TIF, right? I'd hate not to see your witty and insightful comments.

And here you are to ruin everything, fuckface.

Thanks, man. I do hope to see you on Avocado or TIF, at least. Otherwise, I'm going to miss the shit out of you.

The weiner?

Thanks, man. Same to you. And just so you know, I always read your comments in Teddy's voice.

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Miss Anthropy, who is actually dead and who I actually really do miss.

I usually just call that Thursday anyway.

I'll try.

This might sound silly, but my eyes filled up when I saw it on the home page. I know realistically most people are going to be contactable in some form after the switch, but I still feel like I'm losing something that's been very important to me.