Actually, it's me! I've been hiring a local woman to go as Shulkie at the DC meet-ups.

I don't have much of a Baltimore accent.

I've pretty much hit peak saturation point for all the British actors that everyone and their mom just looooooooove. I want them all to be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.

Well, in fairness, the point of Sandman was never really to tell one singular story, and the digressions were part of the design. But if that's not something you're into, it's just not something you're into.

You mean like you?

Oh god, please no.

I just feel like a crazy person sometimes because I've never liked him and never understood why other women were falling all over themselves about him. I'm sure he's a nice man, but I fucking hate his acting.

He was good as the Purple Man because the Purple Man was, essentially, a whiny little creep stuck in perpetual adolescence and he did that very well.

I'm sorry, he just does nothing for me. Every time I've seen him act it's been like watching a petulant teenager with a slight rat-face talk in an admittedly very lovely accent, and I've never understood his appeal.

Michael Sheen does a pretty good befuddled intellectual type, so this casting seems pretty good. Although I rather wish it had been Richard Ayoade instead.

Aw, come on, there are so many other good reasons to hate Amanda Palmer!

I like his work a lot, for the most part, but I can understand why other people aren't into it.

My boss and I were just this morning lamenting the failure of Amazon to not cast Dominic Cooper as Crowley. He'd be amazing.

I think Michael Sheen will be a great Aziraphale, but I detest David Tennant and am very much annoyed by his casting.

God, he gives Darth Vader such a bad name, doesn't he?

My father and I spent 8 years terrified that some crazy racist fucker would shoot Obama. We were relieved that it didn't happen, but god, I'm sure it almost did more than once.

Yeah, I read the transcript of his statement and I was shocked at how eloquent it was.

I wish I was surprised by that, but I'm not, and tonight when I go home I'm just gonna go directly to bed because I've hit a new low in the demoralization process and I'd rather just sleep.

Jesus, more proof that cocaine really does rot your brain.

Aw, you're just mad they put your favorite white supremacist niche group on the list.