I'm not someone who does the same kind of work as B Topiary, but yes, there are many overweight people with eating disorders and who are in just as much physical danger of organ shutdown/death even if they don't "look" sick.

I just think they should knock off the complaints about how us meanies don't want them marching in uniform or with an official float. March all you want, but don't do it in the uniform you use to abuse others.

I don't mind, and actually welcome, their presence as law enforcement and crowd control at Pride, because someone has to do it and it's better than recruiting the Hell's Angels, I guess. However, I do very much mind them wanting to be on floats and march while in uniform. March or be on floats in any other clothing,…

Dude, it's not hypocritical of you to not feel chemistry with a lady and only like her as a friend. It just means you aren't feeling it and don't want to force it, so you aren't and just focusing on hoping she had a good time with you, which is actually really good and healthy. And you know what? It never hurts to…

Yeah, but it rolls off the tongue so beautifully!

Fuck you, ex-dillhole! Come back and tell us all about your hot date. :D

Jenny was THE WORST, though.

Ha, a dude who claims to have read like, so many of the comics, told me he didn't think Wonder Woman was as good as he was expecting because "it had too much war in it." I literally had no response.

They're for eatin'.

They certainly haven't stopped making them yet. And like I said, I'm not happy to get thrown scraps and have it called "representation."

Well, they already own Epcot…

Hell yeah!

Then what's his excuse?!

Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.

What about DiBruno Bros. cheese spreads?

You should've. Sarcone's has some of the best hoagies I've ever eaten.

I've never eaten at one, because I am spoiled as fuck when it comes to Italian delis.

I've never read DFW either. But I think Brooks could forgive me for that, as I am a lowly peon with an A.A.S. and therefore too stupid to comprehend Wallace's genius.

I've never had Jersey Mike's, but it's usually a staple here on Italian cold cuts.

See, this is his problem. He lives in NYC, where there are no Wawas to be had.