Soppressata is more like a spicy cured hard sausage, whereas capicola is more like ham. So…yes?

How dare you besmirch the good name of Colonel Potter like this.

Please, that would have been far too low-brow for the likes of Brooks. He means they went and ate a locally-sourced Catalonian.

Uh, I have an associate's degree. I use a towel.

Not great, Bob.

Finally, sashimi that's rare enough for my liking!

I was the odd lesbian out in college because I thought it was a dumb show full of unlikable, unrealistic characters who i wanted to drop-kick through a skyscraper window. All my other lesbian friends loved it. But we were pretty starved for representation at the time in general, so I understand why they loved it. Me,…

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. No thanks.

Personally, I look forward to seeing who they cast as me in the reboot of my life.

I hate toasted bagels.

For real, dude.

Hey, if WB/DC were interested, I know exactly the kind of movie I'd write to be the WW sequel.

It would be really cool if we got a movie where the Amazons are forced to defend themselves while Diana goes on a quest to find the gods to help them, the gods having gone into hiding from Ares instead of actually being killed earlier.

I just wanna see her make out with Gugu Mbatha-Raw in a convertible while "Heaven Is a Place On Earth," is that too much to ask?

The point of her having Diana's compassion and mercy is precisely because she doesn't deserve it. That was what Diana was trying to tell Ares. Humanity might not deserve it, but she and he aren't the ones who get to decide that. Diana made the conscious choice to show her compassion as an explicit rejection of Ares'…

I was anxious about the Steve/Diana thing before seeing the movie, but I was pleasantly surprised at how organic and non-forced it was in execution. That said, I don't need him to come back or Diana to have a love interest in the next movie. I wanna see her go on a quest to find the gods, who aren't really dead but…

God, I hope not. That would be so weird. And really bad storytelling.

Hear me out, though. Wonder Woman: San Junipero.

"Look at this, Clark. I knew Ares wasn't really dead! Just observe what he's doing to these otherwise completely reasonable adults!"

Honestly, we wind up devouring it so very little ever makes it into the fridge. But I'd say you could safely keep it in a ziploc or wrapped well in plastic wrap for two or three days, minimum. You can also just leave it in the cure and cut off slices as you want them, rather than slicing it all at once.