Not by a long shot. Thanks for clarifying that it was sarcasm, though. Your initial comment doesn't reflect that at all.

I could have done without the condescension, thanks.

Dr. Bong?! The Fantastic Four got Dr. Doom in THEIR second issue!

Not liking this because I'm happy to hear it - this is very saddening. But I'm happy to hear from you, at least, and that you've at least got it out there in the open with Mrs. Monster. I'm sorry that she can't forgive you, but it's not as if her expectations of you were terribly reasonable in this regard, so hold…

You know how when you're a kid, your mom tells you to stop making that face or it'll stick forever?

Your first time here, eh?

Counterpoint: I have clinical depression that turns me into a very angry hermit whenever it decides to make a comeback. Yet I have never leaked nude photos of my ex-girlfriends; nor have I ever laid a hand on them.

Because my mom isn't here to do it.

Ahhh, thank you! I was going to add that to my post, but you did it for me.

Seriously, I love seeing photos of the ruins and learning about Roman life from what has been found there, but it's a horrific way to die and I certainly hope it was fast.

I was gonna say, it looks like he's just in a weird position because intense heat will fuck up your limbs pretty bad. But then again, they've also found a lot of hilarious sex-related graffiti in Pompeii and Herculaneum, both of which were popular resort towns with lots of brothels to choose from, so…..two things?

Aw, shucks, I'm out of the running then.

Would you also accept 5-foot-tall Caucasian-looking She-Hulks over 18?

I don't actually hate him, and I can't think of anything especially douchey that he's said. I just have an irrational dislike of his face.

Oh, come on, Australia. You're supposed to be the cool ones!

It didn't scare him because he never saw it in the first place. No television station showed the photograph uncensored. I'm so sick of this administration trying to make me feel sorry for any member of the Trump family by making shit up that's supposed to tug on our heartstrings to distract us from the real issues.

Stayed in an AirBnB 2 blocks away from the Walk of Fame last month. Can confirm.

I grew up here, so I barely notice it. Occasionally I'll be like, "why is the house shaking?" and immediately realize it's just the proving ground.

We do the kind with white vinegar and red pepper flakes, and the kind with cider vinegar, dijon mustard, and brown sugar.

Don't get me wrong, I do love hosting people and cooking for them and all that! But it was so nice to not to have to.