I went to a beer tasting room in San Diego where the majority of the available drafts were IPAs. I found the one that wasn't and enjoyed it immensely.

You know it was! Dripping with half-melted ice right from the cooler.

I live near an army proving ground (less than 5 miles away) and I swear to christ they make less noise when testing ordnance than the assholes with firecrackers did all weekend.

I watched several episodes of the last half of The Pacific literally through my fingers because it was so brutal and so intense. I've seen BoB a bunch of times, but that one? Once was enough.

You should come up to my house next time. All the steamed crabs you could want and two different kinds of pulled pork!

Spent Saturday cooking up a storm and cleaning - including steam-cleaning the carpets because they looked horrible and I absolutely needed to do it - Sunday hosting about 15 people, Monday working from my friends' house (by which I mean grocery shopping, smoking pot, and cooking dinner, then sitting outside drinking…

Because my dad had to work yesterday, we did our annual 4th of July crab feast/cookout on Sunday instead and I got to spend the 4th at my friends' house, sitting in a camp chair near a bonfire with my feet in a doggie pool, drinking cheap beer and listening to classic rock on the radio. It was fucking amazing. The…

Cheap beer. So much fuckin' cheap beer.

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - A.C.D.C.
Oscar Isaac - Fare Thee Well (Dink's Song)
Dum Dum Girls - Baby Don't Go
Concrete Blonde - Walking in London
Beastie Boys - To All the Girls
Amy Winehouse - Rehab
Sam Cooke - Shake
ELO - Telephone Line
The Kinks - Living on a Thin Line
Gin Wigmore - Dirty Love
Garbage - Night Drive…

Dude, I'm so sorry. The like is in sympathy, not because I like that you got laid off.

I was cooking and cleaning all Saturday, and had to get up at 7 on Sunday to light the grill so I could start the pit beef and ham. Some ignorant fuckers were setting off not fireworks, but FIRECRACKERS until after midnight. I almost cried because I was so exhausted when I got up the next day.

Or maybe, like most normal people, Bourdain just hates Ansel "Potato-face" Elgort too.

I will say that I do find it funny that CNN's basically like, "we're gonna hold ourselves to basic journalism ethical standards, unless you keep this shit up, and then at that point you're on your own, bud." They've given him fair warning, as I see it.

I love that this guy had to beg CNN to not out him so nobody would know the real identity behind the inflammatory and racist shit he's been posting on Reddit, because he apparently doesn't know how actual journalism works and that a real reporter wouldn't reveal a source without permission from said source.

That's very possible, but the only bed I sleep about as well on is my friend Nick's childhood bed, which he and his wife moved into one of their spare bedrooms for guest use, and it's the same mattress he had since—

It's not necessarily self-esteem so much as it is that we as women have been socialized to never make anyone feel uncomfortable, even if it's literally at our own expense.

I've had the same mattress since I was 3 and have never replaced it because I can't see spending the money when I'm going to be able to move out in 2 years, and I'm not taking a twin-sized bed with me to an apartment; it's going to be a double or queen, minimum. I suppose I could get a foam topper, but truthfully, my…

A woman wants to know whether she needs someone’s consent to give sex advice to someone. She went home with a nice guy, but he was inexperienced and tried to do porn moves on her. When he followed up later by text, she said she had a nice time, but wanted to give him some advice. He then went silent. Dan says the guy…

Glad to have you! Your comment is the first thing to make me laugh today, so well done.

I've been keeping an eye on this story since last week and I'm saddened that she hasn't been found yet. I hope Jade is safe and that she's able to contact her family soon to let them know that.