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That is adorably weird and I love it.

Plinko is and always has been the best Price Is Right game and I am glad to finally be vindicated.

That's awesome! Your son has good taste, too.

I watched that yesterday and was glad I was working from home because I cried my eyes out and wound up looking like a tomato. (And not a green one, either.)

Same here. I wait at least an hour before I drive anywhere. I space out too easily when I'm high, and I don't want to take the risk of hurting myself or anyone else by doing reckless bullshit like driving.

I really like Snapea crisps, which are made from sugar snap peas. They're crunchy and satisfy my potato-chip craving without being greasy or too carby, and they even have some fiber. They're really hard to keep to just portion sizes, though. Too delicious.

I thought it was Dana Carvey.

Sorry, I guess?

That's super irritating. I mean, as a lesbian I do very much enjoy sticking it to the patriarchy, but that's not the reason I'm a lesbian.

Still horrible. What possessed them to do that?!

Yeah, uh, in Washington DC the Metro workers just…how do I put this…don't give a fuck.

Thanks for the clarification! I try to stay away from sodium in excess; my parents both wound up with hypertension that necessitates medicinal intervention by the time they were in their 40s, and I know it's genetic, but I'm trying to get into healthy habits when I can,

Oh my god. I'd say, what the fuck, they really did that? But I'm not surprised. That's just disgusting. Why is there a need to post photos of dead and injured people to begin with, let alone before their families were contacted?

Oh, that's just fucking gross. Poor girl.

Oh. Smash him?

Continue to complain about him here, probably.

How dare they ruin his birthday like that?!

Amazing how he managed to make it about him and then say a bunch of racist nonsense, ain't it?

I just laughed uproariously at the idea of a fucked-up-on-Ambien Morrissey devouring an entire side of beef like Bilquis.

I like the part where he seems to feel that the mayor of London is personally responsible for the actions of all Muslims everywhere.