Shut the fuck up, Morrissey.

Ew.

Paolo Rivera did some really great ones for the Captain America movies!

I see fan art on a daily basis that is 100 times better than this, no exaggeration.

I like migonette or hot sauce and lemon on mine, too. I only use cocktail sauce on them if they're not salty.

My money's on Wanda.

That is hilarious.

My parents are friends with the lady who runs a mushroom store in Kennett Square, PA, so she calls us up when anything exciting comes in. I actually wound up drying the rest of them in the oven (we got a whole pound) for later use.

I always said Bucky shoulda punched him hard enough to make that nasty goatee fly right off.

Man, I miss The Soup.

It fits in very neatly with Iron Man: Civil War.

Pretty much May through September. As long as they smell like the ocean and not like ammonia, you're fine! You can freeze them whole (wrap them in clingfilm first, though) for later, too. I don't recommend cleaning them before freezing; you tend to lose a lot of the good juices inside that way.

My tattoo artist was telling me that her kids only read non-fiction in school, because apparently the thought process now is to have kids read stuff only for information. She was appalled, and so was I. We spent most of the session talking about books we read as kids, either in school or out of school. And most of…

That's perfect! I think it'll work out great.

It's apparently really good on carbonara! Let us know what you think - I've been dying to cure some egg yolks but have been hesitant/

I'm sorry to hear that.

Had our first steamed blue crabs of the summer on Sunday! They were from Louisiana, not Maryland, but oh well. I picked the leftover crab meat and made a quiche with it, asparagus, and fresh morels. Goddamn it's a good quiche.

Not a damn thing. Although realistically, probably making some strawberry jam.

Good for you! I had sex in a bunk bed too, but it was my roommate's bed because the bitch took the bottom bunk even though I begged her and our other roommate for a bottom bunk because of my really poor eyesight. Served her right for being a vegetarian who never once put on the fan or sprayed Febreeze after taking a…

Of course!