They don't have to reproduce - they're actually the reincarnations of women who were abused and murdered by men, and given Themyscira as a haven where they have the protection of the gods and are immortal.

Nah, she's describing feminism. Feminism isn't about aiming higher than men - it's about being equal to and treated as equally as men are.

I dunno, you could make a case for the Sgt. York treatment (I know he was Protestant, not Mennonite, but still). That might be interesting, actually.

Now I just want chili.

Thank you for my biggest laugh of the week with this comment.

Yeah, I was ready to go full Hulk-smash until I realized it was a Clickhole link, ha. But in fairness, the coffee hasn't kicked in.

Honestly, same. I haven't bothered with a DC movie since TDKR, which underwhelmed me greatly. But this? It has like, color in it! And humor! And a hero who isn't conflicted about it and is just a good person who wants to help people! One of the critics has said Gal Gadot put them in mind of Christopher Reeve's…

She's been written as bisexual by more than one author, in more than one universe, sooooooo…

I have no idea yet! But I'm sure you'll have no trouble locating my reaction. ;)

I'm hoping…

I already bought my tickets for June 2 and took the day off work to see the Wonder Woman movie. I'm so, so fucking pumped. Wondy is my favorite superhero ever. I'm crossing my fingers that this movie is as good as it looks.

Gosh, I hope so.

You can turn comments off your whole Instagram or just on certain posts. I sort of hope she does, just to avoid this kind of bullshit. But in the meantime, I've been trying to leave positive and encouraging comments for Chelsea there because I think she could probably use some right now.

I thought he was a total knob because a normal human being would never have gotten this on the national news to start with. He'd have just like…you know, let it go? Like a normal person?

Malaise forever! Malaise foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Oh, totally. She's kind of an asshole, but he's for sure in the running to be the featured suspect in a future America's Most Wanted episode.

Right? I've always tended to be the one who pays for dates, but like…it's not a big deal? Things don't work out sometimes and it's nobody's fault. I guess I just don't consider a couple of margaritas and dinner to be a commitment or investment of any kind. But you and I are just reasonable, I think. It's a reasonable…

Not a crime, but I'd definitely not go on a second date with someone who kept whipping her phone out during a movie. It's almost as rude as being crappy to your restaurant server. I find it a horrible distraction, not just for myself, but for anyone else sitting nearby. I just feel like if you're not like, an on-call…

It was 96 DEGREES in Baltimore City at 1 PM. What the fuck.

Thanks, man. I do try.