I went to find out what else happened while I was gone (I had to drive into the city to pick up the Nook I lost on the train, and which a conductor turned in for me) and I actually screamed when I saw the news about Times Square. Drunken piece of shit, I hope they lock him up forever.

Understandable. The weather isn't helping, either.

I'm glad to be here too.

I do what I can!

I'm glad I did. Really and truly.

Right back atcha, man. Hope you can make it tomorrow. <3

As someone who's tried it for herself and thankfully didn't succeed, fourthed.

Oh my god. The poor man. And his poor family.

If there's one thing I've been grateful for since around this time last year, it's that Walter Cronkite isn't alive to see this.

Thank you. I am too.

Thanks. I am too, despite all the horrible shit going on right now.

Thank you. The last one was about 10 years ago now. Life sucks but it's still worth living, even in this environment.

Jimmy Fallon is a perpetual man-child who doesn't care that his actions have had a negative effect on the country; all he cares about are how people perceive him, and he's sad that nobody's buying his excuse that he was just trying to have some fun. That's all there is to it.

I saw it on Google News and literally gasped "what the fuck?!" out loud. I never expected this. I'm saddened, but not as sad as I'm gonna make my brother when I tell him the news. He's a huge Chris Cornell fan.

Sometimes it's an impulsive decision, too. There's not necessarily a plan, you just see an opportunity and take it.

Right? I think this is why I'm so shocked.

Great Job, Internet! has also earned much reproach for often providing links to websites and videos that the commenters frequently find to be inadequate.

Probably because he'll insist on playing "Wonderwall" at some point on the show.

No, she sent out a campus-wide email to brag about it. I'm not making this up - it's in the original article. I love it when assholes brag about being assholes publicly and then are surprised when there are consequences.

That's where my friends live. And it's nice! I'm actually a Parkville native.