If you're ever in Maryland, though, I'll hook you up with the best damn taqueria there is.

Ah! Then I'm not totally crazy.

The only two negative reviews I've ever left on Yelp were for truly poor service. I'm very patient because I've worked so many hospitality/retail/food service jobs in the past, and it takes a hell of a lot to really piss me off. One was a comic-book shop that literally refused to acknowledge the presence of me or the…

The part that really grossed me out was where she not only fat-shamed other customers, but more or less said that people who work at a movie theater are too stupid to do anything else.

I don't know that I think she should have lost her job over it, but I do find it troubling that this woman is a supposed champion of cultural sensitivity, but she has no problem tossing around judgments of people's sizes and skill levels.

I was gonna say pizza, but I think I'm mixing that up with Providence, RI…

Sadly, a different douche.

*Jack Paar sharpens knives*

Heard of it, but not heard, no.

My "favorite" part of all this interview is that Jimmy Fallon literally says that his feelings are hurt. Fuck off, Fallon. Your feelings have been pickled in booze for so long that they've disintegrated.

I'm sold.

Thanks for the clarification! I agree with you.

He's a pretty fun guy.

Hey, unrelated but we're having an AVC meet-up at Chinatown Express on Friday at 7! Ron Howard Voice and Mrs David Tennant are coming into town. :) Hope you can make it.

You're welcome! You can always look at Leafly too, as they have a lot of detailed information on almost every strain you can think of.

Gosh, no. But I'll probably wear my WW earrings and a t-shirt! My dad's almost more excited than I am - we're going together and having lunch. It'll be nice.

You're well within your rights to ask them to remake something that could seriously injure you! But trust me, I get it. I don't think I've ever sent anything back in a restaurant in my life because I don't want to be That Person.

Yeah, what the hell is that about anyway?

I've actually seen more movies in the theater over the past year or so than I think I have in the past 10 years. I'm just really, really looking forward to this.

Probably a hybrid? Sativa is the strain that tends to not turn you into a couch potato, but indica is what you want for pain or muscle tension.