You’re going to send a man to the Browns just for kicking a lady? The ACLU needs to get involved for the 8th amendment violation of what is clearly cruel and unusual punishment.

Oh great, now we’ve got a blue-face scandal upon us!

Hidden?

Jeez, sounds like he’s not gonna Virk there anymore

Called, and raised.

The Manny Machado Sweepstakes*

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

I come from a land without Jack in the Box. So on a trip to Vegas, I made sure to try one of these.

I’d rather pay for McDonald’s than eat Burger King for free.

Electric bike? How about General Motors?

#NoNutsInChocolateChipCookies

Why should Kavanaugh participate in Guttenberg’s minor piece of political theater?   

The Big Bang Theory 

Get back? You’re suggesting it ever was?

Wait, no Chelsea Clinton? It’s her turn!

I prefer Mexican Diet Coke because they leave out only real sugar.

Put social media is the only reason anyone does anything anymore ever.

There is no need to infiltrate organizations they are already members of.