I stopped reading after “he crossed the (picket) line.”

That’s a fair point. On the other hand, I heard of a taxi driver in NYC who shot up a bordello to rescue a teenage Jodie Foster. 

Or the “Old King Cole Slaw Burger”.

Son, you can light ANYTHING on fire.

For whatever reason, the scooters are the ultimate embodiment of how the “sharing economy” is treated as a license to ignore the rules and call it “disruption.” The rental company happily privatizes public space with the sole goal being market share. Many of the end users (not just a “few”) seem content to discard…

Well sure, if you have a good quality hotdog (and a steamed bun - something i’ve never had at a house/cookout).

Ha! USAF to Ford, “Hey, hold my beer. Let me show you something really crazy!”

yes.  and thank you Hillary.

This mystery of how these 60 year-old transmissions would up returning back to nature on the site of a former GM transmission plant may go forever unsolved.

The NYC episode has no “uncomfortable” gags. It hearkens back to a time when the Twin Towers were simply a part of the American landscape and not the touchstone for a national tragedy of massive scope. Watching that episode makes me happy in a way I can’t describe.

this was the Studio 54 principle at play

Like this?

Is this a Mellencamp song?

But then how are we supposed to stalk people?

This shit just makes me Sikh to my stomach.

I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.

Explaining that it’s German for “barrel-maker” and that it’s an “honorable profession”

Allen is in his eighties now. If he truly were a pedophile, going after children and pre teens, why is it that no one else has ever even alluded to any sexual misconduct outside the Farrow family? This guy would have an extensive history of sexual abuse of children. Since when can a pedophile switch his sexual drive…

Isn’t that literally the argument against any critique of any movie made by a white man on jezebel though?

It worked so well with Ghostbusters!