It’ll be more like, cookies made with cake mix week..

There’s no such thing as a leftover hot dog.

And sexism is not going to be fixed in the next 14 months.

The winners is everyone who didn’t watch.

They get you for the coverup, not the crime. Just ask Martha Stewart.

I so miss Ruffles Red Bell Pepper.

he’s got a slappable face.

They’re running out of categories.

So that’s why I can’t get no Tang around here.

Is vegan hot dog water stock, or broth?

you mean it wasn’t...Deathproof?

This question has been answered.

Let the monocles hit the ground.

It would not be hard to beat that steak.

Hey, he knew what he signed up for.

please, that was a fart couch.

Bring your hands, TOGETHUH!

Are we talking country or western?

If it’s like every place I worked, they’ll have a whole new dishwashing crew in a couple of weeks. So just hold out.

About as many as you can where the murder victim is the scum of the earth who deserved to die and the murderer is a saint.