People who force other people to look at ugly cars get what they deserve.

For future reference, Jeff Goldblum GETS HIS OWN STORY.

You see what you want to see.

No mustard?  That’s NOT potato salad.

You know what would make it stop?

For all you people with your horrible stories of renting one of these, NEVER get the compact.

having j.lo pretend to drive it.

And I said, ‘the waht?’

I’ll take the 1996 Geo Prizm...

When you can’t pay your celebrity spokesmodel enough to even sit in the car, you should know it’s not going to be a success.

“...navigate a Cadillac XT6....”

Is that a lumber yard?

“My boss likes pie because one pie can serve eight to twelve people.”

The thumbnail made me think this was an article about toasters.

I defy anyone to tell the difference between something cooked with salted and something cooked with unsalted butter.

Good god, the cheap stuff is over 3 bucks a pound.

what? huh? how do I get myspace on this ting?

I’d take this story with a......grain of salt.

Take that! Detroit free press.

goebbels also said, take any attack and flip on them.