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Waffle House bro.

Ill take prison.

The drunks won’t talk to me anymore.

It did in the movie. Or it would have, if that blasted do-gooder hadnt ruined it all!

What popular mechanics article did he read?

The NYT is ‘THE NEW YORK TIMES!!!!!!’ (cue angels singing)

Women running for president. 0-3.

Buddy, you can have SLAVES in a democracy. You just have to define your terms.

Does fear rule Egypt,I mean Israel, or do I?

“One second my fingers and toes are tingling...”

Meh. I suggested Geo Prizims.

What was the point of the neon?

Cuz they were BAD ships!

I really doubt this would hold up to a legal challenge. 

The helmet companies are missing out on big $$$.

You all lost.

You’re really claiming vodka never contributed to a suicide?

In other news....the Zima factory is back in business, tho they have not ordered any new Zima bottles...

This woman needs to look at the glass as half full.

And which company out there, doesn’t directly contribute to the suicides of LGBT teens?