I read that as

I stand by my original statement.

“because it was not uncommon after drinking enough beers.”

Then it’s not a very good pickle.

What happens when you get to the toothpick?

I still remember a tv show, it was the one about the firefighters that drive around in the truck, maybe paramedics?

Is hot dog water stock, or broth?

A good start.

Where’s my Red State DVD?

Dammit! Why didn’t we check the bathroom!

or moved to Ron’s property across the street, which is zoned commercial and in another county.

It’s not so much that he’s worse, it’s that he doesn’t even bother to pretend that he’s not worse.

How to tell that someone is an idiot?

The OLD DRINKS company has a new spokesperson.

Was this a lemonade or a ‘LEMON-ADE!’?

If you refuse to confront these people, they’ll continue to pretend you don’t exist.

Again, WRONG.

I used to, but it cost too much, due to the currant exchange rate.

This is probably one of the few cities that could afford it.

I miss real michelob.