In the book, this should be followed by a chapter on how she realised she had sold her soul for what?  

JJ is still better than subway. Subways bread always sent my blood sugar soaring.

Halloween is October 31st.

Is hot dog water broth, or stock?

THis is a thing?

How much do I have to pay to not go in the airport at all?

“sir, this is a Dave & Busters card”

Wow. Really?

No G in Muddin.

I bet I know what his least favorite is.

When you take over, whether its a baseball team or a hotdog stand, or even a baseball team with a hot dog stand, the first thing you do, is get rid of everyone who doesn’t owe thier job, to YOU.

your gas station has a deli counter?

This is something for the gas station market.

He’s a better actor than a director. 

What exactly is it you expect from a taratino movie?

You should have asked my neighboor for help. He has two of these, running.

and the security guards keep asking to see my ID!

forgot #COFVEVE

What kind of doctor has a scarf that long?

Lose a bet?