Looks like new england raider fan dad has two sons.

Actually going to fiji?

I’ll smoke it in class.

Next time, try coal rolling a cheeburger.

Negro mo-whatta?

Don’t forget the wooden teeth.

100k to teach?

That could literally be any sports car.

But what if I’m NOT 62 years old and white?

yet, you’re the one following HIM.

Your next View co-host!

So many places serve up terrible factory made frozen proccessed pork patties.

Not Bazinga?

Let me know when it’s 4 Spider-Hams.

Find me a time machine so I can go back before wendys changed thier beef and I’ll take care of ALL the triple cheeseburgers.

Nacho Cheese doritos are for people with AOL email accounts.

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how many browsers?

browser ex-WHAT-tions?

You really want people to buy less soda?