Mar-a-Lago will become the new capital.

I’m assuming he’s appointing his kids and mistresses.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Maybe this doesn’t have to do with anything, but why, in professional sports, would you want to hire a fat, dumpy slob of a coach??

Fuck you, fight me.

Rex Ryan Was Too Human To Be A Great NFL Coach

“too human” is not what made Rex Ryan a shitty football coach. Being a self-important moron who thought too highly of himself to admit that maybe he should try something different is what made him a shitty football coach.

I can’t imagine him landing a head coaching job, or even a defensive coordinator job, in the near future.

Fair. If the internet has taught us anything, it’s apparently pretty human to talk a lot of shit and not be able to back it up

I tend to think his failings as an NFL coach were mostly because he was a shitty NFL coach, but that’s just me.

What we know how to do is understand economics, globalisation, politics, common sense, respect and decency.

You just know anything self-righteous enough to be called the freedom caucus is going to be the first belligerent against freedom.

“Trump wants to expand fleet of thug boats.”

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Criticism of Trump’s tendency to Tweet inaccurate thoughts is fair game, regardless of your choice at the polls. If you voted for him, you should be admonishing him for this sort of rhetoric. He wasn’t chosen to manipulate private organizations. He wasn’t asked to praise himself. He wasn’t elected to redefine the…

Y’all. That sleeveless mock turtleneck (what climate is that meant for!?!?) is confirming a fear I’ve had since reading this article about the first season of the Bachelor: were we ALL wearing awful turtlenecks throughout most of the early 2000s but we’ve wiped our memories clean of that fashion trauma? Are they going…

Nope! I’m tired of TV being nothing but nostalgia for Gen X childhoods. We’re turning into the new Baby Boomers, constantly shoving our teenage relics in everyone’s faces. I’m boycotting all of these things, even the less wretched ones.

Ugh, as a 32 year old I hate to admit exactly how much of my time goes to the CW’s programming block

Dude. It’s completely relevant to the future of cars in America. Tell Trump to stop fucking with the auto industry.