Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Id rather a documentary on Tamar Rice

Yeah, but then they’d cry about it and a GoFundMe account would be created and they’d make a few hundred thousand off of those that hate to see a good “White Business” fail because of the out of control PC culture.

Ask Paula Deen!

SOYLENT BLACK IS TOURISTS!

I am glad that it was not just me.

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

I was just watching CNN in the breakroom. They were interviewing some former FBI expert on what can be done. He danced around the question but eventually just came out and said that law enforcement can’t do jack-shit to stop “lone wolf” attacks in a country with easy access to firearms and lax gun control.

Had a buddy vacationing in Bimini, some little island somewhere. Apparently the resort had a sports book. He texts me, “Hey LP, want any action of the NFL season?” So me and three of my buddies put $800 on the Raiders ar 25-1.

“struck one of the most famous nightclubs where the Christians celebrate their apostate holiday.”

At this point, I suspect ISIS would claim responsibility for my flat tire this morning.

Also like that the Patriots Divisional game is the Saturday Night one. Let’s me go out Saturday Night instead of needing to watch a game. No reason to stay in for Patriots 45 Texans/Raiders 10.

Well I am due for a colonoscopy. Maybe I can have them videotape it and watch. With the prep I figure I’d see less shit than watching this game.

“You see I just lack basic impulse control” -Aqib Talib

Now those are words Talib by.

Asked if he took all the trash ralk he engaged in with Talib personally, Crabtree replied, “Nah, he was just yankin’ my chain.”

Wow. Just wow.

Yeah, sometimes I eat things outside of the 20 or so reviews I do a year.