The Red Wedding wasn't Robb's wedding to Jeyne (Talisa in the show), it was between Edmure Tully and Roslin Frey.

riot
noun
1. five or six white men in black frame glasses typing slightly more furiously than normal

I didn't realize how badly I wanted a porn parody of a Wes Anderson movie until this moment.

Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

I don't think it has to be one way or the other.

That quote about the HIV infested semen reminds me too much of Chuck Palahniuk. Trying way too hard.

Don't worry, it will soon be replaced with that familiar feeling of everyone turning on a show after it's been on the air for "too long."

To be honest, the Metro UI actually works pretty well on the Surface tablets.

That's obviously signal degradation caused by Martian rays - you clearly didn't opt for the Monster brand power cable.

This makes me want a lounge version of the Rains of Castamere.

Maybe try reading any part of the article next time?

No, I still think that will make a lot of money, either way.

God damn it

Rebooted for the third or fourth time, you mean.

Seems like some kind of oddly timed April Fools joke. The contest page shows April 1st for the date… But the other contest destinations seem to be legit.

You're right - Donna's writing is awesome, and Will is a great interviewer, but Teti and O'Neal's writing has something special.

Linguistic relativism? Great, so are the aliens basically space Hopi who have 57 different words for stars, but don't really have 57 different words for it?

Speaking of which, was there ever an actual in-universe explanation for why aliens like that would still use English words? Or most alien races, for that matter?

I recently bought another bottle of the Kirkland brand Bourbon (small batch) and it's pretty good - 51.5% ABV. I'd definitely buy it over Knob Creek bourbon any time, for that price (about $21 for a 750).

It's amazing. My one complaint is that they don't have much of a beer selection, and there's no cooler.