You're quite a looker yourself there, pal.

So the sarcasm is a metaphor but the knife is real? Is he actually going go stab someone?

That doesn't make sense

I've had Laphroig before, but just one glass.

I bought a bottle of Glenlivet 12 year from Costco.

And yet it is one of the least surprising things I've ever read.

wow

what a bunch of clowns

OK, maybe not another issue, but it's clearly more complicated than them just giving the Grammy to the white guy. If any of the other nominees would've had songs as big as or bigger than Macklemore's, I might be willing to say it was purely based on race.

It seems more likely that it was due to Macklemore's gigantic singles that he won the Grammy.

KANYE WEST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SMUG PEOPLE

Amelie is the Adam Sandler of weekly features filled with lazy bullshit.

See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. This makes your dreamscape and soundscape example sound downright reasonable.

Really? That's your example for something annoying or pretentious?

Of all the films to get a B from Dowd, this was definitely not the one I would've predicted.

The Great Gatsby ones are great, but you should link to her website next time! Unless the site you linked is somehow related to her and I'm just not aware of it.

Whoa, get a load of this guy! He doesn't like a gigantic corporation's products!

Eli Roth is a terrible actor.

I'm almost positive that they pronounce it like I said on the show. Why else would she be referred to as Cat by certain people?

No… Geoffrey is usually pronounced the same as Jeffrey.