I've actually found myself increasingly at odds with some of the movie reviews here, mostly because of the some of the newer movie reviewers they've brought in.

Rock climbing, Joel.  Rock climbing.

I always loved Joel's attempts to 'interact' with stuff on the screen.

I really hate myself for that lapse.

I'm not usually one to jump one the "that's insensitive" bandwagon, but, um.. that's insensitive.  He's literally making light of rape.

I know you're just joking, but they really are different from the AV Club.

I was not a big fan of this review in general.  I knew it the instant I read the phrase "labors of labor."

My name is Walder, but everyone calls me Hodor.

If you insist on "objective" evidence when discussing musical ability, you're going to have a bad time.

Definitely a massive douchebag, but it's ridiculous to pretend he's not hugely talented.

I think the 80s version is great.

I just looked it up.  I didn't think it was that bad.  Anything with Dr. Roger Sterling in it is OK in my book.

Who gives a shit?  It's solid music with absurd, juvenile lyrics.

I'd be very interested in a Bon Iver cameo that wasn't just him singing in auto-tune at the beginning and end of a song…

OH BOO FUCKING HOO, YOU DIDN'T GET 15 SHOWS IN CA THIS TIME

Type the name of any actress into Google and one of the top 3 suggestions will almost always be their name followed by "feet."

"Inside the computer… it's so simple."

Does that happen to you often?

At this point I'm rooting for the dynamic duo of Salt Beef and Hard Cheese more than any of the Starks.

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