"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

Do the letters TAANSTAFL mean anything to you, you deluded bitch? (Popcorn lady, not hellkell)

I doubt any of these people are self aware enough to recognize themselves in the stories. If anything, they might think "Hmm, this story kind of reminds me of the time I had that terrible server who wouldn't give me the popcorn I wanted".

I am popcorn Santa! Thank you for spreading my message. May you all have free boxes of popcorn, forever.

This, THIS is what a normal, sane person is talking about when they're saying that a business can and sometimes should refuse someone service. The utterly insane assholes who start off treating the staff like slaves and go downhill from there. The POS who threatens their way into free stuff because they know a…

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Now I have to find a way to work "At the end of EVERY BOTTLE, Albert." into my conversation

Move out to Seattle! We're the BEST.

And the little Frenchman went oui, oui, oui all the way home.

they have it in a squeeze tube at my whole foods now!

they have it in a squeeze tube at my whole foods now!

These two, drunk, arm in arm, at a pub, singing Hooked on a Feeling off key.

Putting on a costume is easy. Let's see 'em put on makeup.....

He's always my first choice for Goobernatorial Candidate.

Jeremy Renner?

Well, Evans did say in an interview that if Anna fucked up her relationship w/Pratt, he was gonna steal him, so...

I love how they don't look all Hollywood. They just look like regular people. Really, really hot regular people. Really, really hot regular people I wouldn't mind being sandwiched between with edible body oil. Sorry, possible TMI.

We had this conversation a while back, but I think it bears repeating that Chris Evans is SO MUCH Captain America that he doesn't even really like most aspects of being the Captain, JUST LIKE THE REAL CAPTAIN. All he wants to do is be out there helping people, and all the bureaucracy gets in the way. Phenomenal.