THIS. ^^^
I had to stop reading the books when... that happened. I’d been warned, but it didn’t make it any less NOPE (and way, way, WAY out of character, I thought).
I can’t see any way they could bring that to the screen, really - not without losing 99% of their viewership because it just comes out of NOWHERE and…

I submitted one ages ago, too - I even wangled a friend to come with me for moral support and she doesn’t even read Jezebel. I didn’t even get a note back saying they’d received it, so when I keep seeing others go up I wonder if it’s because I’m too ugly even for the internet.

Hey, as long as that means they cut the crap with Elmo’s World, I’m cool.

Close but no cigar... while there’s a resemblance, the beardy is Kkristofer Hivju, not Kevin McKidd.

Ng oing oo eed ome ice reeeam...

Au contraire! Nighy is Angel’s Chief Inspector in London. (Could’ve used more Nighy, though.)

Well, my Dad’s tonsils grew back. Had to have them out a 2nd time. (I think they must’ve not gotten all the tissue out on round 1.)

You can always split the difference and wear Black Stewart. That's what I had my kilted skirt made in - and I do rock it, if I say so myself.

What's with the multi-colored noses? Excellent illustrations bar that... feature.

It's asscne, not buttne. Sheesh, get it right. ASScne.

I get so few kids (the years I'm home*) that I just buy a multipack of full sized bars. I figure the few who make the effort to actually walk through my complex/neighborhood anymore (instead of being taken to the mall or the local 'trunk or treat') deserves the payoff.

I'll never forget a kid who was about 2 doors…

This was me, except I was 15 and my Dad had been sporting a full beard since I was, oh, 2? Full-blown sobs.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAD?!

Yeah, there are some unbelievably hot footballers out there, but when they're ugly... they're HOWLINGLY ugly (or at least their 'do is).

Aye! (raises IrnBru in a toast)