Attach Dana White’s name to an unscrupulous rumor and I will believe it. Go ahead, try me.

The hammer is my lawyer.

You know who else didn’t like going to the Raptors? Ray Arnold. But the raptors said, “no, you hold on to YOUR butts,” and ate him anyway, butt in hands. 

Just think dude. If you win the NBA Championship you don’t have to go to the White House and can go to the Tim Hortons Dome or wherever it is the Prime Minister of Canada lives.

General good health and sanity.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

The really only bad quality about Stef is that she doesn’t know that her duck is a duck, she thinks that it’s a chicken, and that’s just wrong.

Everyone has a crush on Stef on some level. Not in a creepy stalker way but in a nerdy she is awesome way.

It’s a pavement baby. Rally Chicken (who is a chicken!) comes out for the dirt.

“No thanks.”

Yeah, to an Asian drum major. Can you believe it?

Apparantly Caitlin really is getting married.

Sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go...

I dunno. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.

I think, to me, this was the first car that Hyundai made that made the company navigate towards the road to respectability. I remember watching the commercial for this and thinking that Hyundai may have something here.

Clearly you’ve never had green chile cheese fries. The secret to a good fry that’s topped is to make sure they are extra crispy, so they don’t get soggy. I have to say, cheese fries are still great, as long as the cheese cheese is real and the fries are crisp. Also, poutine has a special place as a hangover meal. And…

Yoko Kanno is a damned treasure. I don’t watch much anime anymore, but I’ll still turn on the Bebop OSTs and jam out.

Those Alfas are going to look really sexy by the roadside waiting for tow-trucks.

Under-designed > Over-designed