They don’t want to make baby powder out of babies. They’re trying to find a use for it as it’s a byproduct of the manufacture of baby oil.

Why would someone want to make powder out of a baby? I’m going to boycott the beach until this stops!

If only it were that simple for everyone. Of course, brand new cars never have problems straight from the factory either.

Don't let Tavarish hear you say that.

Be wary if you see this.

1. Things on the list are what people recommend. The Maxima had the most.

Coupes that ARE NOT coupes. I don’t care what you call it, as long as it isn’t coupe.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

The amazing thing to me is despite the fact that police were called to the scene and there’s video evidence, no one has been arrested as of yet.

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

So, my normal pointing and laughing is still cool?

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

is this Philly or Juarez? I expect Yul Brenner to come around the corner on horseback.

The perpetrator...

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

Hollandaise on a hamburger with a poached egg, thick cut bacon and some spinach is what happened when I got bored a few weeks ago.

I can't justify having sawhorses that are better constructed than pretty much anything else I own.

i think i celebrated drew winning chopped harder than i did when my Spurs won the title last year. i’m not ashamed of this .

Bring back the suicide doors too!