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More like retch dressing, if you ask me.

I bet you don't like Miatas either.

Nailed it.

This is a good bear who really knows what to do with his items.

After reading Jalopnik for 3 years, I finally feel like I have something worth contributing as my first ever comment. (TL;DR: It's a funny story, read it if you have a minute).

80's and the K-CAR and it's derivatives

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.

You had me at "redneck Koenigsegg"

Where was Tim Duncan?

Washington fans are currently trying to re-troll Fisher by bringing up losing seasons.

Washington fans don't understand anything.

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

Snyder: "So, Jeff, I was wondering if you had any interest in maybe trading us back-"

Ford Fusion

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

I'm baffled by the bowtie in all getups that are not actual real-deal tuxedos. Wearing a bowtie with any outfit other than an actual tuxedo is like wearing a sign that says I AM A SMARMY DWEEB WHO WILL CORRECT YOUR USAGE.

Pound for pound, Mazda is probably the best car company around right now.

Ben Roethlisberger

Jalopnik needs more picture captions like BARFBARFBARF