"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

I'll tell ya, deals like these will pull you in all directions at once......

Tried it once. Picked up Rutger Hauer. Didn't end well.

'77 V8 Vantage

You better bet it was V8 Vantage, Britain Pony Car.

The one with skis, rockets, and a self-destruct button, naturally.

Much like a German stylist, you look bitter

NBA: This is too sexy

You are such an a-hole troller. Everyone knows 8 is best and 7 is worst. For fuck sake 7 ate 9...

Even if they're both in the same sentence? I thought once it went above 10 once, they were all set to be numerals.

On a digital scoreboard, 8 is the only number that is completely lit up. It also is the only digit that has no beginning or end, other than zero, which some say isn't even technically a number. So yeah, I'd say 8 is just a little better than being hit by a car.

I like the number 4, but i respect your decision to place it low. It's a cocky number.

+i

I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

8 IS A PERFECT CUBE YOU A-HOLE! 6 can go to hell.

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

"They baked him a cake called pentakill".

I lost it right there.

You're just gonna have to get comfortable with it. Booze is an amazing cooking ingredient, and beer is no exception. If you've ever made beef stew, or braised a pork shoulder, and didn't use beer, you should be in jail.

Ve trüst u wït ür TÜRBØ puwers, oer wït styck. Nøt bøth.