Ahem. Duck.

Stef’s “Ta-daaaaa” gesture after opening the hood sealed it. Funniest/funnest RCR owner ever. Thiiiiiis chick.

Trying not to be condescending here, but...Planet Fitness has been engaged in that business for at least the better part of a decade. There are are YouTube vids documenting (really, ridiculing) PF’s Pizza Mondays that are over seven years old.

Soooooo, a beermosa is just a shandy made with OJ instead of lemonade? Would I be wrong for just calling this an orange shandy when I make it instead of this other terminology?

COTD

The film is plenty fine as dumb fun, even if you have no real working knowledge of stock car racing.

I am a middle-school band director, and I would be honored to play for Pop. There are no doubts in my mind that he would coax far more basketball productivity out of me than I could in regards to music productivity and the Spurs.

Anyone else remember roughly two decades ago when Caddy first introduced Art and Science on concepts, and pretty much everyone in the automotive press essentially said, “Well, this original is and creative and all, but there’s clearly no way to make this enduring and evolveable...”?

And like Marion Cotillard in Inception, this idea spread like a disease, consuming not just Volkswagen, but the entire auto industry.

Came here to post this. Stick of butter + 3 or 4 sliced onions in the crock pot on low...stir every hour or so...more low maintenance than a pet rock.

I was waiting for this inside joke. Thank you for providing. *Troy/Abed handshake*

That gif will never not be funny.

Congrats on a successful 2017, Patrick. Keep up the good work. I know some people in the Oppo community can be...excessively critical...but I hope you know that there’s still a large chunk of us who enjoy much what Jalopnik publishes (and when there’s something that we don’t care for, we understand that...hey, to each…

Came here to post this. Beat me to it (because it’s Sunday morning and I don’t check Jaloppo until after service, of course).

Why does everyone insist on peeling kiwi? (Kiwis? Kiwae?) There’s a bazillion sites and videos on how to do it, but to me it feels an awful lot like peeling a blueberry: an awful lot of effort for something unnecessary. The skin’s edible, so just dice the thing and chuck it in the blender, no?

My school’s math club celebrates Pi Day every year by meeting at a Village Inn in the morning and eating various pies for breakfast. They always invite me, because I’m a nerd (I’m the band director, and I am notoriously math-averse, but the concept infinite invariability appeals to me). It always falls during our…

Came here to say this. Seven rhymes with eleven, and Stef is human. ^_^

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Normally, I would question whether or not Johnny Tran would be considered family or not, considering that he tends to shoot at our cars or punch people or call us narcs...but then I realized that I accurately described THAT ONE uncle we all have.

Having attended several NASCAR events through the years with my ex (three at TMS alone), I now have to ask...