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This is what I hear when I see that fucking haircut.

That’s giving him more credit than I would. He comes across as fucking dim. He’s the perfect robot to belch Koch Brother approved talking points. But he seems like without that he’s dumb as a sack of hammers and about as exciting.

He does run the County jail as well. Its overcrowding, ghastly food like the infamous nutriloaf and deaths-in-custody have given him plenty of conservative bonafides.

I loved sharing this with my mother. She is a neuropsychologist who teaches a lot of research methods and stats and pretty much knows everything about creating a valid survey. She just replied with an AAAAAAAHHH and “this will be great to use in class as an example of everything you should not do.”

It’s so bad, but…

i’m a pro hinkie guy but i will eat my (hopefully biodegradable, non-toxic) shoe if bogut yields a first rounder in a trade.

Next week on the Ringer: 8 articles about hypothetical trades the Celtics could have made, 2 articles about which characters from MTV reality shows most resemble the 2007 Patriots offensive line.

Exactly. What PewDiePie did - and what so many of the Youtube folks (and amateur comedians in general) do - was simply lazy. It wasn’t clever, ironic or thought provoking. It was just lazy “let me see if I can get them to do something demonstrably terrible because they are so poor and desperate... as a joke”

Still…

I thought that coat was being held in evidence by the Warren Commission?

Also she is a pathological liar, which apparently is frowned upon by “feminists” and “people”.

His dad stole it from Lee Harvey Oswald.

it’s unfortunately real. He’s like Vincent Adultman on his way to do a business.

“But if we hire Americans we’ll have to pay them a decent living wage! A-and provide -gasp- health insurance!”

But that is the problem, they see it as cleaning up after Hinkie. Hinkie’s mess was drafting too many players at the same position and not having a cohesive team. As a result the 76ers front office undervalues the big men on their rosters. The problem is that almost every single trade so far has been for a big man.…

It depends on the specifics of the deal. Some protected picks get weaker protections every year - say, top 18 protected this year, top 10 protected in 2018, top 3 protected in 2019, unprotected in 2020. Something like that. Or they can eventually downgrade to one or two 2nd rounders if protected for however many…

Can someone explain protected picks? If the Mavs finish within their protected range, do the 76ers get their 1st pick next year or do they lose out?

Yes...Only three more years of tanking and the Sixers will be good enough to be swept in the conference finals. Everything is going according to plan.

It’s too bad Dallas didn’t trade Bogut to Washington, so he could finally get to the bottom of the Pizzagate scandal.

Rumspringa training.