I now have a sudden need to train a classroom full of children to answer that same question with “GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL!”

Savannah Chrisley is in a reality show when the top two searches for her dad is “Is he gay?” and “Are you sure he’s not gay”?

Came here for the Dreamcast (precursor to the Xbox) and left disappointed.

“You don’t know the power of the First Lady.”

Resign. Resign is the word you were looking for.

My guess is that they are building to Supreme Leader Snoke as being in the Unknown Regions maybe with a nascent organization that is morphed in the First Order after the defeated Imperial’s join post Battle of Jakku.

He’s actually a very sweet, sensitive guy. But they’re an easy target, and he’s a bully. It’s not just women — it’s everyone, and he can get away with it.

WORD. I love that movie to death (no pun intended) and it is glorious and amazing on so many levels. Don’t even get me started about how I nearly cried with joy when they introduced the motorcycle gang of legit elderly women and they just existed as a normal part of landscape in a refreshing, non-fetishized way. Sorry…

Ahhh the Summer of 2009. The Summer of Love where we all horny for Zorny.

Well. To everyone who has had a “Come to Jesus” moment about race relations in America, I salute you. I truly do. Because the message has been ground into our heads that “Black = Evil”.

I will (shamefully) admit I used to be the type who was like, “we have a socioeconomic imbalance in this country masquerading as a race issue” but like you, Trayvon Martin forced me to confront that no, actually we have a humungous problem with racism. And it wasn’t just the news coverage - it was people I considered…

It was not really about the fact that she is so comfortable in her position that she put her feet on the couch. It was that she did so with the heads of the HBCUs in the office. The likelihood she would have done so, with say, the Ivy presidents is pretty fucking low.

Hey if they get to rag about Michelle daring to bare her arms then we can rag about anything those fuckers do. They want us to stop being so high and mighty elitists? Fine we’ll get down in the dirt with them and put them through the fucking ringer. Theyre gonna find out this isnt a mudhole...its an operating table.

They replaced them with ombudswomen. Quiet, complacent ombudswomen. 

I love Tom Cruise as an actor. As a person, he comes across as someone empty who is searching for something to fill loved and appreciated on a personal level. Acting does that for his profession, and Scientology makes him feel needed because they put him at the top of the pyramid. His approach is better than acting…

You won a World Series and have been to a Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, and NBA Finals in your adult life (maybe late teens for the NBA, depending). You’ve done ok.

If you believe the Scientology defectors (and I do), Tom Cruise actively benefits from slave labor. The Sea Org is routinely sent to do random shit for him and they’re paid next to nothing for their service. There was a truly bizarre story about how when he was dating Nicole Kidman, he had a dream of them running…

If you’re only racist when you drink, you’re still racist.

“At first we thought it was a monster bursting out of his chest, but then it turned out to be this really delicious artisanal Italian loaf. We felt kind of funny eating it, but back when he was alive he always hated to see bread go to waste, so....”