I went to a public high school in a very conservative part of Central Virginia and I straight up had a kid ask me why I killed Jesus.

Trump looks far more ridiculous (I’m excluding Kerry because he was never president).

Al Gore should have put this out when he was running for president. He would have won 49 states.

Bill’s wearing ankle socks.

I saw this thing about Al Gore where he talked about how when he watched movies with his kids he’d always pause it when they went to the bathroom and shush them to keep them from talking to respect the movie. He also talked about how he would write his friends from TN and feel bad because they had bad spelling and…

“College and heaven,” the class replied in unison.

Then near the end of my time there they were training the students to go proselytize, directly telling the students that for every new member they brought to the church, god would reward them with jewels in heaven.

In high school one of the religious kids stuck fliers up that said, “evolution is a THEORY. Teach it like one!”

On his way out, he also looked at one little girl, an African American with braided hair, and said: Oh that hair is beautiful. I love that hair, right? He walked past another African American girl, also with long braids, and said I love her hair!

On Friday, Trump, Jared Kushner and his wife Ivanka, “Little” Marco Rubio, Florida Governor Rick Scott, and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos visited St. Andrew Catholic School, a private school in Orlando, Florida, which enrolls several hundred low-income students via the Florida Tax Credit Scholarships program.

Seriously, what is the religious justification for not supporting trans kids? Assuming that the transperson is straight after transitioning, what’s the criticism?

This tracks. I was joking with my friend and said, “Miami and Los Angeles are two of the only cities left in America built around industry.” “What industry is Miami built around?” My friend asked. “Two! Drugs and fraud,” I replied, half-joking.

I, personally, am shocked that Rex Tillerson former CEO of Exxon-fucking-Mobil is against pulling out of the Paris accords.

The Dreamcast was my favorite system ever. It’s also why I’ll never buy a Sony system.

The only person I could see her reading to is Barron. And I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s not a regular occurrence.

Here’s a video of Melania reading Oh, The Places You’ll Go to kids at a New York hospital.

There are a lot of bad things about George W. Bush. But by all indications he and Laura Bush were very good parents.

I like that idea. And now I”m going to be disappointed if that’s NOT the story they go with.

Me. I’d rather do Molly.

Oh, it gets worse. Have you ever looked at Paul Ryan’s original plan from 2009? Tell me if it looks familiar: http://paulryan.house.gov/uploadedfiles/pcasummary2p.pdf