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Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

As soon as Clinton and Obama reached out to Trump, his manic desire to be loved by everyone immediately kicked into gear and he began walking back many of his previous positions- on deportations, on the prosecution of Bill and Hillary, and on his language concerning undocumented immigrants who haven’t committed

“I would be very careful about exercising your First Amendment right to freedom of speech. Free speech in a Trump administration extends only to fawning praise, not to criticism or dissent of any kind. You knew this when you voted us in.” -said the scorpion to the fucked democracy.

Learn how a bill becomes a law.

Yeah, if we’re “lucky” we might end up with President Pence.

I never thought Schumer would be in such an important position. What a terrifying time.

Kanye 2020

and we still care because now they’re billionaires/wildly successful, award winning fashion designers!

Dream Renee Kardashian.

I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.

“some wonderful and some difficulties. I very much look forward to dealing with the president in the future, including counsel.”

It feels good just knowing that he will still exist in this world even after he leaves the White House.

All due respect to your adorable daughter (and I will be sure to vote for her) but I sincerely hope we don’t have to wait until 2052 for our first female POTUS

I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and

In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.

Ya, but all you have to do is throw some maple syrup and a hockey game in both directions and you’ll create an opening in the middle.

That Daily Mail ‘Straight Outta Compton’ article was utterly awful.

I would have been 8/9 when she was nominated for the job and maybe 16 when Bill’s term ended so I wouldn’t have been particularly engaged with what was happening in the world (I was a teenager, and one not living in America so yeah definitely unengaged in US politics among many things).

Yeah, let’s make fun of how this woman looks in the photo. Very classy.

“30-year-old”